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Monday

Guitar Players and Mondays...

"I wake up Monday mornin', ________________..."

photo by Scramberlee/flickr

Those lively folks at Musician's Friend posted the above "finish the lyric" request on their Facebook wall this morning. Well, did they ever ask for it!

Some of the more unusual responses I'm willing to reprint here at family values friendly Stratoblogster include:


#10 - ......... and I smell like Ass ....
probably a drummer
  
#9 - And I'm glad I'm not Rebecca Black...

#8 - Drank a Coffee....Took A Dump....

#7 - with my snorin'....cause my grandkids stuck bread up my nose
gotta be a bass player
 
#6 - have a pancake and a smoke

#5 - Punching zombies in the face. Eat my brains!? I think not! As I fight with my trusty tube sock! 9a.m.!? Time to bathe, before I'm late to work! zombie apocalypse..killing zombies..how can that be absurd!?
another drummer


#4 - In a bath of ice... Where's my kidney?
Dude! Damn!

#3 - What the hell am I doing at Walmart with no pants on?

#2 - with a woody like a louie-ville slugger

#1 - And she's buying a stairway to heaven



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