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Gibson DUSK TIGER WOODS Guitar???


Control plate/pickguard on new Gibson Dusk Tiger Woods
(parody)
 Dec. 2009
Yet another detail to leak from last month's Gibson raid. It's been disclosed that US Federal Fish & Wildlife agents also seized the metallic pickguard/control plates (above) intended for a proposed DUSK TIGER WOODS model. According to one agent, who asked not to be identified, "Fish & Wildlife can really use stuff like this! Seems like the US Forest Service and National Parks Service folks get all the cool bling-- and we just get crap..." 

Along with Robot features, the Dusk Tiger Woods model is rumored to accommodate auto-texting presets, programmable spouse detection and self defense alert field protection system monitoring, compact first aid kit and a nifty ball washer.


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