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Potential Viagra Side Effects for Guitar Players?


So I had a dream about taking Viagra, and it made my hands swell up-- though not quite as large as in the photo-- and I couldn't do a thing with 'em. After 4 hours and no changes, I decided to seek medical assistance. Four hours just seemed like long enough...

The doctor exclaims, "Oh! You must be a pianist!", to which I respond, "A what?!".
Doc replies, "Poker dealer?". I'm like, "What are you talking about?" Doc says, "Certain professions have lots of attention through their hands, and sometimes ED medication results get diverted there."

"Oh... Well, I do play guitar."

Doc raises his eyebrows and appears thoughful for a moment, then the nurse comments, "He must be good!"

Doc slowly nods... And I wake up.

Anyone else ever have a dream like this??



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