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Kiefer Gains Time to Woodshed... At Least

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There must be better ways for Kiefer to meet Lindsay Lohan.

First of all he should get a STRAT!

After that, I recommend some simple common sense suggestions:

1) Keep cab fare $ in your pocket.
2) Use your cellphone to call the cab or a friend for a ride.
3) Get an iPhone and load it with transportation resources. You can afford one.
4) Hire a chauffer-- you can afford one.
5) Get a STRAT! (just in case you missed that one)
6) If you go out with Lindsay, do not let her drive either!
7) Use the next 30-48 days to practice guitar.
8) Be Temperate!

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