Y'know, I love Tele's too. I mean... I really do.However, Telecasters should be used in moderation. Latest findings indicate they may cause free radical damage in cases where excessive overuse is involved.
We suggest injecting at least 7 lbs/week of fresh, crispy Stratocaster; as scientists are now claiming Strat tones to be extremely rich in antioxidents.
Medical experts agree that balance is the key to maintaining a vigorous healthy lifestyle and vibrant youthful appearance.
Oh yes-- and more COWBELL is always good!
(Remember, you read it here first.)
