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Experts Warn: 'Too Much Telecaster, Not Safe...'

Y'know, I love Tele's too. I mean... I really do.

However, Telecasters should be used in moderation. Latest findings indicate they may cause free radical damage in cases where excessive overuse is involved.

We suggest injecting at least 7 lbs/week of fresh, crispy Stratocaster; as scientists are now claiming Strat tones to be extremely rich in antioxidents.

Medical experts agree that balance is the key to maintaining a vigorous healthy lifestyle and vibrant youthful appearance.

Oh yes-- and more COWBELL is always good!

(Remember, you read it here first.)

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